I just can't stop laughing

So my phone is going dead (again) It's under 1.5 months old and the touch screen is going out, and worse than its predecessor. It's a coin flip to be able to unlock it, I can't answer calls, use the P, L, backspace, space, Q, A or numbers buttons while texting and I can't dial 2, 5, 8 or 0 when typing to make a call.

So I go into the store to see what they can do for me, after about 20 minutes talking to the manager (after showing and telling them the information above) they tell me that calling warranty is my only option. While I do regret it slightly, I exclaimed a bit above my inside voice in a crowded store, "I can't call warranty because my screen is too f**ked up to make calls! By all means, I have $5 right here that says you or any employee can't call the warranty department on my phone. I can't call, I can't text, I can't answer calls, I can't even get into my voice mail because my password uses one of the broken numbers. At this rate I might as well go back to Verizon, they f**ked me in the ass every month with the bill, but at least their equipment worked for longer than 2 months.

So now I have to borrow someones phone at work tonight so I can call warranty and demand an upgraded phone.


-_- ........ ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrr